So, now for something completely different on The Millennial Pastor.
As I was out for a walk with my family this morning, we walked past this sign: 
While on the one hand I agree with the concept of meeting Jesus in worship, putting this on the kind of sign usually used to advertise a sale at the corner store, I had to stop and snap a photo.
Then my wife, Courtenay, started immediately thinking of captions. While aren’t trying to be mean or make fun, I think this could be a wealth of humour.
And so I am now putting this photo out to you, the readers of this blog. Download the photo, add a caption and email it back to me at: Millennialpastor@gmail.com and I will add the best ones to this post!
Or add a caption idea in the comments, I will add some of the best ones to the photo myself and post them here.
Let’s have some fun with this!
Here are a couple that Courtenay and I came up with:
And here are some of funniest captions:
The Millennial Pastor 
“But this Sunday is brunch at the Levy’s. How will he get back here by 10:30?”
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Rapture! Sunday, 10:31 AM
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Ahh! I hope He’ll sign my bible!
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If you’ve always wondered what kind of sandals Jesus would recommend…
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If you’re late meet Satan. He’ll be here to catch all the late comers and stragglers
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Bring your best pork dish lol
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Loaf eating contest at 11
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Free grape Flavor-Aid for the first 907 attendees
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All-you-can-eat fish and bread.
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Q and A to follow!
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Reblogged this on GUM: Growing up Millennial.
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